Monday, November 19, 2007

American Pie...wowcast twist

a parody of the song American Pie by Don McLean with a wowcast twist by Spurlock
LMAO!!!!!.. he did it again!

A long, long time ago...
I can still remember
How that podcast used to make me smile.
And I knew if I had my chance
That I might capture a fleeting glance
And, maybe, we could play wow for a while.

But November made me shiver
With every download iTunes did deliver.
Hardly a podcast in the queue;
I didn’t know what to do.

I can’t remember if I cried
When Blizzcon her last cast did deride,
But something touched me deep inside
The day the wowcast died.

So bye-bye, miss alachyiiiiiiiiiiii.
Pointed my browser to her website,
But she only talked about Tai.
And them good old listeners were starting to cry
Writing’, "is the end of the podcast nigh?.
" is the end of the podcast nigh?."

Do you arena three on three,
And will you team your pally with me,
If Blizzard tells you so?
Do you read elitist jerks,
And do you think their strategy works,
And can they teach me how cc warriors?

Well, I know that you are quick on heals
`cause I saw your tank he never ever keels.
You both have paid your dues.
Man, I dig those purple and blues.

I was a level 30 undead lock
Without a mount I had to walk,
But I knew now the game would suck
The day the podcast died.

So bye-bye, miss alachyiiiiiiiiiiii.
Pointed my browser to her website,
But she only talked about Tai.
And them good old listeners were starting to cry
Writing’, "is the end of the podcast nigh?.
" is the end of the podcast nigh?."

Now for two months we’ve been on our own
And without wowcast we feel alone,
But that’s not how it used to be.
When the boys sang a song from Diana Ross,
Their loyalty it did come across
In a voice that hurt the ears of you and me,

Oh, and after Tai described the ice mage path
An emailer pointed out an error in math
The listeners were dismayed;
Respecced the mages they played.
And while Felix talked about molten core,
Only a few thought him a bore,
And fans everywhere cried out for more
The day the podcast died.

So bye-bye, miss alachyiiiiiiiiiiii.
Pointed my browser to her website,
But she only talked about Tai.
And them good old listeners were starting to cry
Writing’, "is the end of the podcast nigh?.
" is the end of the podcast nigh?."

Karazan in a ten man raid.
All ten jae, a guild premade,
Ten bosses pulled and dying fast.
The maiden almost kicked your ass,
The players nearly died in mass,
When Saddin killed the bitch at last.

Now the metaverse talk is sweet perfume
Perhaps some day its discussion will resume.
`cause metalk it kicked some but;
But Spurlock’s mouth he rarely shut.
Didn’t we even talk of smut
The day the music died?

So bye-bye, miss alachyiiiiiiiiiiii.
Pointed my browser to her website,
But she only talked about Tai.
And them good old listeners were starting to cry
Writing’, "is the end of the podcast nigh?.
" is the end of the podcast nigh?."


Oh, and there we were all in one place,
A 25 five man raid lost in space
With no time left to start again.
So come on: Felix be nimble, Felix be quick!
Felix flash heal before the dot tick
Cause plus healing is the pally’s only friend.

Oh, and as I watched him on the stage
My hands were clenched in fists of rage.
No angel born in hell
Could break that satan’s spell.
And as the flames climbed high into the night
To light the sacrificial rite,
I saw satan laughing with delight
The day the music died

So bye-bye, miss alachyiiiiiiiiiiii.
Pointed my browser to her website,
But she only talked about Tai.
And them good old listeners were starting to cry
Writing’, "is the end of the podcast nigh?.
" is the end of the podcast nigh?."

I met a girl who sang the blues
And I asked her for some happy news,
But she just smiled and turned away.
I went to the wowcast site
Where I’d listened to casts all night,
But the page said the casts wouldn’t play.

And in the blog: the posters screamed,
The haters cheered, and the supporters dreamed.
But not a word was spoken;
The hyperlinks all were broken.
And those little things I loved the most:
A courageous, funny and endearing host,
Would I ever see them in another post?
The day the music died.

So bye-bye, miss alachyiiiiiiiiiiii.
Pointed my browser to her website,
But she only talked about Tai.
And them good old listeners were starting to cry
Writing’, "is the end of the podcast nigh?.
" is the end of the podcast nigh?."


So bye-bye, miss alachyiiiiiiiiiiii.
Pointed my browser to her website,
But she only talked about Tai.
And them good old listeners were starting to cry
Writing’, "is the end of the podcast nigh?.
" is the end of the podcast nigh?."

3 comments:

StreetChief said...

Hahaha nice one Spurlock! This made me /giggle.

Mercot said...

Heh. "All Good Things..." I suppose. I'm glad the blog is still going though!
And I'm happy the older episodes are still available whenever we get a little nostalgic.
Nice work Spurlock...

Maclort said...

I DEMAND an audio version. You heard me, Demand!

Never have I demanded anything off you Alachia so come on :) For the listeners?

Like a mini two minute singing-cast!
..with a cherry on top?

I like it Spurlock keep 'em comin :D

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