Battlegrounds > Sex ?

You remember the wonderful Spurlock from that amazing addiction story? He sent me this awesome post on Craig's List he found.

Date: 2008-02-25, 9:48PM CST

If this is flag-worthy, sorry; I don't know where else to post it.

I am planning to quit (no easy task, right?) WoW and would ideally like to
redeem a fraction of the money I've put into it. This is my own account,
played on and off since August 2005.

I don't have super-uber gear or anything. One level 70 character, an undead
rogue, on a PVP server. Other high-ish levels are a 54 paladin on the same
server and a 59 PVE night elf druid.

The PVP server characters have about 3000G between them. The PVE toons have
about 500G. They also have random items including The Night Blade (epic, NOT
soulbound), blues, crafting materials etc. in the bank which you get as
well.

Obviously the characters can be transferred to whichever server you play on,
and we cajavascript:void(0)
Publish Postn add that cost to the total you pay. I'm throwing $150 out there
but willing to listen to offers.

Otherwise I'm just gonna have to delete everything so that I don't blow off
sex for battlegrounds ever again.

"so I don't blow sex for battleground ever again."

LMAO. What battlegroup is this person in?? Because it must be totally mind-blowing honor. :D